It is true that the vast majority of American men, women, and enbies were completely fine with the fact that they didn’t have a dick, and they’ve made up for it by being so much hotter and smarter.
You’re so right Frank and I’m so glad I get to witness these words
“This is what my dad always says,”well it’s right on the money
I wouldn’t know. I don’t give a flying fuck about dicks. I haven’t had a dick in years.
Thank you, Frank
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